Title: The Knitter and the Cowherd
Author: virdant
Length: 711 words; one-shot;
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Humor, Parody (?)
Pairing: HoMin
Summary: Rather self-explanatory if you know Chinese legends.
Warning: A very bad DBSK adaption of The Princess and the Cowherd.
Notes: For yuxo. Hopefully the adaption makes sense to somebody other than myself?.

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Title: 白雪公主 (White Snow Princess or Snow White)
Author: virdant
Length: 1,578 words; one-shot
Rating: G / PG
Genre: Parody / Comedy (Humor / Crack-fic)
Pairing: mild JaeHo
Summary: Title self-explainatory.
Warning: Chinglish. Stupidity. Oral style.
Notes: Ahem... So I decided, since I am a Taser, to write Chinglish fic. Chinglish is my um... third ( Read more... )

Title: Mary-Sue
Author: virdant
Length: 100 words; drabble; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy (Humor / Crack-fic) / Romance / Parody / Satire
Pairing: DBSK (or any Korean Boyband of your Choice really) x Mary-Sue
Summary: Everybody loves Mary-Sue
Warning: Mary-Sue (?) Het LOL.
Notes: Challenge from muu_chan to write a Mary-Sue that is not a Mary-Sue with an ( Read more... )

Title: Pink
Author: virdant
Length: 100 words; drabble; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: General / Humor / Crack
Pairing: None.
Summary: Yoochun stood, eyes closed, and body poised. He inhaled deeply and opened his mouth to sing.
Warning: Um... very very very mild crossover. Not necessary to know Nodame Cantabile, but it'll probably give you greater ( Read more... )

Title: An Honest Discussion An Interlude from the War of the Boybands
Author: virdant
Length: 151 words; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: General / Humor (?)
Pairing: None.
Summary: Tohoshinki fan Jessica and NEWS fan Sakura face off, again, and learn information about NEWS.
Warning: Very very mild NEWS bashing. Please note that the statements conveyed ( Read more... )

Title: On Matters of Legality
Author: virdant
Length: 200 words; double drabble; super-short
Rating: PG
Genre: General / Humor (?) / Crack (?)
Pairing: OT5 for this really random reference at the end.
Summary: When Jaejoong celebrated legality by purchasing vast amounts of alcohol, Yunho counted down the days, Yoochun counted the months, and Junsu sulked and ( Read more... )

Title: Everywhere
Author: virdant
Length: 279 words; super-short
Rating: G
Genre: General / Humor (?) / Crack (?)
Pairing: None, unless you count mutual suffering OT5
Summary: Their manager looked slightly to the left. "It's important that all of you understand how this works. It pertains to your job and well help you all to make the proper decisions..."
Warning ( Read more... )

Title: Brains or the lack of
Author:

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Title: The Quest to Convert Chiharu: How it all Began & Part 1: Jessica vs. Sakura
Author:
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